White House Hip Hop

Tap your toes, it's hip hop time.
Today's top tune is White House Slime.
Do the chicken, trot the fox,
Cut the rug in bobby sox.

Click your heels, turn back the clock,
Learn to do the dubya rock.
Rock all day-rock all night-
Twist those hips 'til the broad daylight.

Put dubya's drill team to the work,
'Cuz we're in full swing, doin' the jerk.
We've got no time to use our heads;
For that we're grateful to the Feds.

Those neo-cons know what is best,
Set our opinions out to rest.
Stay tuned to TV, download tunes,
Eat happy meals in our cocoons.

Let them wipe our hard-drives clean,
So we won't see how their machine
Empowers them and blithely saves
Our souls as meek, obliging slaves.

They know that education makes
Us smart enough to spot their fakes.
They count on us to dumb-dumb down,
Salute ol' dubya's royal crown.

Swing low, swing high, more high to pie!
Up the ante 'fore we die.
Dance fast or shovel, take your pick.
This floor is getting mighty thick.

Yeah! Tap your toes, it's hip hop time!
Catch the beat to White House Slime.
But faster, if we're to endure
Two-steppin' in White House manure.